Greetings! I'm here to waste your time! Not fun ain't it? Yeah i thought so, reminds me that life is short. Your life is short. Everyone's life is short. Oh! did i tell you about the time a found an ancient dime on the floor? yeah that was epic. It was at a museum i think... or maybe a lake... i don't know... i know its around the corner to this doughnut place though, have you even TRIED those donuts? They are so good! They come out of a warm place where they keep the Delicious creamy mixture, then they give you a frozen drink to go with it and its so goo- anyway im coming off track. So i found a dime and bought a can of soda with it. Oh man the soda was so good. You're still reading? wow. Normally people get tired by now. Anyway, go do something with your life, bye.